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UM HOMEM NO ESTRANGEIRO

Posted by loforteleite on December 28, 2012 at 7:25 AM

Um Moçambicano no estrangeiro liga à mãe.

ELE: Mãe, eu tenho SIDA.

A MÃE: Então não voltes para casa, meu filho!!!!!!!

ELE: Então..., porquê não, mãe??????

A MÃE: Para salvares o teu bairro!!!!!!!

ELE: Não entendi. Como assim??????

A MÃE: Vê bem meu filho:

- se voltares à casa, passarás a SIDA à tua esposa;

- a tua esposa passará ao teu irmão;

- o teu irmão à empregada;

- a empregada ao teu pai;

- o teu pai à minha irmã;

- a minha irmã ao marido dela;

- o marido dela a mim;

- eu ao jardineiro;

- o jardineiro à tua irmã;

- e se a tua irmã estiver infectada pela SIDA, então todo o bairro ficará infectado!!!!!!!

Por isso, por amor de Deus, salva o teu Bairro, não voltes a casa.

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